lol, I like this one..
Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.
Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Bob, "I'll be with her all night."
"Don't worry," Alex says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake a heart attack."
That night Bob knocks at the girl's door. When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud ... "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
2006-12-02 22:50:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, No offence to anyone.. But someone said this on other jokes too.. 'It's too long..'
I guess you don't read other jokes then..? Only one a day..?
2006-12-02 23:05:30 · update #1
lol, nice one quatt..
2006-12-02 23:06:25 · update #2
lol.nice joke. great. liked that one.
2006-12-02 22:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the dream I had about me and you. We'd both died and appeared in a sort of ante-room. We were both given a number which turned out to be a room. Mine was 17. I went to it and inside was a bed and the most ugly hag you have ever seen. She was wrinkled, toothless and had a hook nose, warts and different coloured eyes. She was naked and had the most grotesque body you have ever seen. A voice suddenly shouted out to me. "You've been a bad, bad boy. For your sins you will spend eternity making love to her!"
Your number was 23 and when you got there it was the same scenario except instead of an old hag your woman was Claudia Schiffer. Once again the voice rang out "Claudia, you've been a bad, bad girl......."
2006-12-03 07:03:46 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous!
2006-12-03 06:53:35 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Liked it. Post some more good ones like it. LMAO
2006-12-03 06:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by Katsika 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
NICE...AN UGLY GUY.....10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP........
2006-12-03 07:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by irish s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-03 08:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by sheba34 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-03 07:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's soooooooooooooooo cool! thx 4 da joke....
2006-12-03 06:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one but needs practice.
2006-12-03 07:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by Tsunana 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow now thats funny
2006-12-03 11:26:48 · answer #10 · answered by kj54545465 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋