to the pub and I said to the wife "get your coat love" Oooh she said why what's happening?. I said "I'm off for a pint and I'm turning the fire off" !!!!!!!
2006-12-02 22:49:37 · 11 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To the first answer, you have certainly got the right name DICK !!!
2006-12-02 22:56:28 · update #1
Racist No* Head
2006-12-02 22:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Perhaps he was off to the pub to light someone elses fire! haha
2006-12-03 03:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know though that as soon as you're out of the door she calls the lodger down and gets him to plug his central heating in !!!
2006-12-02 22:59:01 · answer #3 · answered by 2_right 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should stop snorting ice before you go for a few pints
2006-12-02 22:52:15 · answer #4 · answered by Bazil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one *claps* i also agree with you additional comment of 'dick' he really is one
2006-12-02 23:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's so ugly, I'd rather take her with me than kiss her goodbye.
2006-12-02 22:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh boy thats telling her ,,, your rotten sod but its a chuckle
2006-12-02 22:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you a bloody scotsman
2006-12-03 00:50:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-02 23:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mean lol
2006-12-02 22:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋