I started Halloween 2003 with 2x 32oz Red Bull & Vodkas. Needless to say, I was wasted by the end of the night. As we were leaving the last bar, I stepped around the corner to pee. Well, I unzipped my pants and grabbed myself, but forgot about the part where I need to liberate myself from my undies. So, I peed my pants in the worst kinda way. Man, that sucked!
2006-12-05 06:54:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Hmmmm, I got so many I can't put them here cos their too rude. but the one I can write< I was at my mates house and we were drinking drinking drinking drinking. Anyway it was time to go, and lucky for me I lived around the corner, (I mean literally around the corner) so me and the kids headed for home. Well, when I've been drinking, I get quite hot and usually end up taking my clothes off. So I'm stumbling home, and taking my clothes off at the same time because I was boiling. by the time I got home I didn't have much left on, the kids thought I had lost the plot!
When I went to her house the next day, I was looking in the vacant block next to her house, and I found my socks and some other bits and pieces. It is funny now! I don't drink much these days. Can't work out why!!
2006-12-02 23:42:10
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answered by melfromhell001 3
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Well, I took my new boyfriend to my friend's wedding, where I was a bridesmaid. Apparently, at the end of the evening (I don't remember anything except that at one point the bride's dad came in with a huge platter of kentucky fried chicken...mmmmmmmm) I smooched the groom.
Next day boyfriend was mad, the bride was a little incensed, the groom was snickering and I could only remember the chicken.
2006-12-03 00:47:16
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answered by blondes tease, brunettes please 4
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I woke up one morning thinking oHhh what a horrible nightmare in it i was in my regular haunt the shark bar pashing this women 20 years older than me in front of her friends sticking my head down her top and being a real horndog so..i wake up and I notice i have a txt message I read it...it says "hahaha nice work last night did you end up takin that old lady home? you too looked real cozy!" my blood ran cold and i knew straight away what I had done although I could not remember it at the time
she had 3 kids and was married aswel so that made things pretty awkward when I found her number in my phone and called making general inquires
2006-12-02 22:43:23
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answered by Bazil 3
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Maybe after reading these answers you will realize that getting drunk is the stupidest thing you can do. People have lost their lives over this and worse? other people have died because of someone's drinking. Alcohol breaks up families and friends, I am a single mom because he couldn't control his drinking, now he is an old man living alone.
Even the ads say Drink Sensibly...if you have to drink at all..and do you? No. Stay sober and in control of yourself, tragic things can and do happen.
2006-12-02 22:51:41
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answered by Barbara 5
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I can't remember, alcohol does that to me. The problem is that I know that I've done something stupid but I don't know what it was or to whom. This leads to a lot of embarassment and reluctance to see friends after a night out.
2006-12-02 22:42:31
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answered by Nemesis 7
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I was drunk and don't remember but the next night I walked into Dirty Dan's in Honolulu and the whole place cheered like they knew me.
2006-12-02 22:40:43
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answered by pedohunter1488 4
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OMG there is such fairly some yet i wager the worst became even as the guitar participant in this huge band threw me a guitar %. and that i fell flat on my face perfect in the front of the band. the dude by no ability appeared at me again!
2016-11-30 02:03:17
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answered by bartow 4
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I ran face first into a wall completely pissed. Dislocated my knee, the pain wasnt so bad cos of the alcohol
2006-12-02 22:42:09
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answered by Anonymous
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not the most embarassing but the most regreatable was being drunk on t.v. and calling my blood sister a tight *** and that her husband was lucky if he got laid once a week if he was lucky!i was runk pissed off and i took it out on her!what a dumba$$ i only wish that nite i could click like the movie!
2006-12-02 22:51:09
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answered by Anonymous
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