It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are
facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her
false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife
Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over
the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier
briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will
need all the support she can get. It's not like it’s easy to walk out on a
relationship like this"
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider
going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her
Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an
agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand
on.
Rumours abound over the split, which have suggested that infidelity may have
been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her
leg over".
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause.
"Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at
night and find her legless"
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that
Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for
Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm
f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul
McCartney"
Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river
So lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now that she has left
him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
2006-12-02 22:20:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee hee im fukcing cracking up,im gonna have to nick that......
2006-12-02 22:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by STEVE T 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL - I don't know if you wrote all of that yourself - if you did, you should get yourself a career as a celebrity columnist (am not sure all of a sudden if that's actually a word, but you get the picture!!!)
Jokes aside, do feel sorry for Paul McCartney, just want to give him a big hug - and no, I am not a one-legged gold-digger!!!!
2006-12-02 23:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by mockturtle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. You got me going at the start, I thought you were serious. Perhaps Heather will do Sir Paul a favour and hop it. Let's face it, she can't do a runner! haha
2006-12-03 03:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really ... he was warned about Heather. Did he really think she would have married him if he was an ordinary " Joe Bloggs", the man's deluded. He was told to do a pre-nup and now he's paying the price. Through all the bitching about Heather, he pursued her people forget that
2006-12-02 22:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea A 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, did you hear he bought her a plane, a reporter said that's rather extravagant isn't it Sir. No not at all, i bought her immac for the other leg !!!!!!
2006-12-02 22:38:40 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very gd lol10/10
come on ppl hv a sense of humour
2006-12-02 22:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you made this up yourself, you are wasting your time on this site, you should be a comdey writer for network TV. This is good stuff!!
2006-12-02 22:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by thebushman 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with u 100%.People should quit making jokes about them.The jokes aren't even funny.
2006-12-02 22:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that's really funny Bill LMAO thumbs up man
2006-12-02 22:22:24 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
why would i feel sorry for him? because he is a respected musician who is worth approx. 6 billion dollars?? oh yeah, i feel even more sorry for him and his wife than that homeless man downtown with no clothes in the winter and a missing leg and arm....
2006-12-02 22:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by nico_soul1 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh, I'm sure he will get over Heather.......and the sooner the better!
2006-12-02 22:26:21 · answer #11 · answered by roybrown1945 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋