"Top Ten Reasons Kevin Federline is Leaving Britney Spears:"
10. Only paid him for one round of sperm donation, not two
9. Hopes she won't find out about his meth-fueled forbidden love with evangelist Ted Haggard
8. Angelina Jolie won't stop calling
7. Even he is sick of his own rapping
6. The way she nags him when he comes home a little late from happy hour on a Friday night after a hard week of backup dancing
5. Thinks he can do better
4. Her cooking is so bad, he had to buy her an oven that flushes
3. Couldn't stay married to a woman who lives in a country where the Democrats have control of the House and Senate
2. She's refusing to upgrade the stereo in his Ferrari from cassette to CD
And the number one reason Kevin Federline is leaving Britney Spears...
1. He misses Shar and the kids
2006-12-02 22:20:57 · 6 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11) brit refuses to put his cd in the cd player... she can't stand listening....
LOL
2006-12-02 22:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-12-03 06:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO girl now that's cool hahaha
2006-12-03 06:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BRIT DESERVES IT, SHE'S SUCH A SLUT AND MOST OF ALL, A ******.. NO OFFENSE........
2006-12-03 06:36:29 · answer #4 · answered by irish s 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that is what i call funny... gd one...!
2006-12-03 06:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! Enjoyed that one a lot, thanks! :)
2006-12-03 09:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by AB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋