Don't we have a duty to provide a healthy alternative?
Should we have to stock food from several companies as we have a monopoly in our own homes?
Shouldn't Santa refuse pies as they could be considered a bribe which creates a conflict of interest?
2006-12-02 21:51:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
santa is a jolly fat man. decades of eating thousands of mince pies hasn't stopped him delivering presents worldwide in 12 hours, so he must be fit and healthy. why not leave a carrot for rudolph too. and a glass of whisky to keep him warm. if you start leaving santa lentils and tofu you might not get presents next year!
2006-12-02 21:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This year Santa asked us to leave him:
"a mince pie and a glass of milk and a carrot for Rudolph. "
Well, that's what he said, but he must have been using some excellent shampoo, because his beard has got a lot longer and shinier since last year.
M : )
2006-12-02 21:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We used to leave a cheese and pickle sandwich and a bottle of stout, they were always gone in the morning. I think Santa's grateful for anything, so are his reindeer. He has all year to get rid of the extra cholesterol. I'm sure he doesn't take it as a bribe, but you could always leave a note out to ask him.
2006-12-02 22:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa visits lots of different countries and in each country children leave him different things to eat and drink. I'm sure this makes it much more interesting for him, and he gets to taste all sorts of local specialities.
2006-12-02 22:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder he only works one day a year. He must spend the other 364 days sobering up and digesting all that food.
2006-12-02 23:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We always leave him a mince pie and a drop or brandy so are we encouraging him drink and drive as well.
2006-12-02 21:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by ANON 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only leave a mince pie if you want coal in your stocking!
2006-12-02 21:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by bashnick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave 2 carrots then one for the raindeers and one for santa!
2006-12-02 22:04:29 · answer #8 · answered by ag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last year i left out Santa cadbury mini chocolate rolls and got no complaints
2006-12-02 21:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow I don't get what your trying to say. And I don't even know what is in a mince pie
2006-12-02 21:57:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋