A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.
The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in. The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.
2006-12-02 21:43:30 · 22 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A big thumbs up to you.........lo.........it is the best joke of the day.....
hahahahahahhaha...........ribs are painful....with non stop laugh....lmao.......any more such jokes?
2006-12-04 23:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
(and the taxi driver should have been watching the road in the first place! These parked cars are notorious for jumping out in front of you, especially at night. LOL)
2006-12-03 05:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Now thats what i call a goooooooood joke LMAO and a big thumbs up
2006-12-03 05:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
for 2 points ill give it a ha
2006-12-03 05:59:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gotta hand it to you....you have a great sense of humour !
2006-12-03 05:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Blackjack 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny ANITHA
gooooooooooooooood
2006-12-04 06:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by Alern 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
lol
2006-12-03 10:24:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good joke. As usual your jokes are simply hilarious…please note I have added one ‘very’ more than SWEETY just to qualify. I guess you know why!
2006-12-05 04:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahas. this is a NICE joke! kekes
2006-12-03 06:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by huUrtaBlEe.mE 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol verry funny
2006-12-03 06:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by hfroggie2005 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋