I was doing garden work this weekend and my wife was about to take a
shower.
I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye,
then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then
she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?
She replies,
Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"
2006-12-02 20:50:14 · 9 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really funny i liked it thumbs up Pickles LMAO again
2006-12-02 21:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old 1 but still funny 9/10
2006-12-02 20:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 smiled but then i have heard it before
2006-12-02 20:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the gardener said "hoe hoe hoe"
2006-12-03 03:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but lol anyway
2006-12-02 20:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-02 22:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAHA that was really funny
2006-12-02 20:52:56 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetheart88 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee, that made me giggle!
2006-12-02 22:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-02 20:54:56 · answer #9 · answered by Midnight~à®?~Mysteria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋