Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He
immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly
and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass.
Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
2006-12-02 20:42:16 · 17 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO good to know i am good as a blonde lmao very funny you are Pickles
2006-12-02 21:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the first element a blonde says after sex? What crew were you adult men lower back? What do peroxide blondes and jumbo jets have in immediately ahead? They both have black packing boxes. What do you call a brunette status between 2 blondes? An interpreter. how are you going to inform at the same time as a lady has a blonde boyfriend? The bruising round her abdomen button. guy is going into the kitchen after having sex including his blonde girlfriend. His previous fella's feeling slightly used and sore so he makes a decision to assuage it with the aid of dipping it in a tumbler of chilly milk. his girlfriend walks in sees him and says, "so as that is the way you fill up it!"
2016-11-23 14:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it 9/10
2006-12-02 20:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!! now that i dye my hair brown i finally find a good blonde joke! Murphy!!!
2006-12-02 20:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. I'll use that on the plane next week.
2006-12-02 20:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hardly rocket science !
2006-12-03 03:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
exactly the same joke as posted last week
2006-12-02 20:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by M1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for the blonde put him in his place
2006-12-02 20:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay!! U go blondie!! 10/10
2006-12-02 22:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
really funny
2006-12-02 20:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋