"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired"
The guy is amazed and he goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
$10 the guy says
"$10" the guy says "Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ****"
2006-12-02 20:35:13 · 5 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nothing like a cheating, lying dog....except for maybe a sheep... never believe what they tell you either.
2006-12-02 20:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answering from part 1 aswell. I've heard that joke before but if is still hiliarious. I really wonder if there is still to that joke.
2006-12-03 05:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Stefy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant and a another thumbs up,, just have to LMAO very good
2006-12-03 05:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-03 05:01:37 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
funny
2006-12-03 04:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋