Sorry this is too funny but had to put it in 2 parts.
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house. "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and see a Labrador Retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks "Yep." the Lab replies "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was on of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decied to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
2006-12-02 20:32:37 · 3 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG can't wait for part 2 hurry but i will give you a thumbs up as i am LMAO
2006-12-02 21:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great. waiting for part 2.
2006-12-03 04:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On to part two.......
2006-12-03 04:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋