Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and then I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you have a very nice house."
2006-12-02 20:32:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha hah , what do you mean not one of your best , thats f*cking brill 10 outa 10 !!
2006-12-02 21:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A snail comes into some money.
He's fed up with being so slow, so he buys a really fast car, he asks for a S (like Superman) to be painted on his doors.
"Why?", his friend asks
"Because I want people to say, look at that S Car go!"
2006-12-02 20:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by Albe G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boss says, "Oh? Is my mother in law still there? She was watching the place for us while my wife went out of town"
2006-12-02 20:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha nice one, shame the poor bloke will be sent packing to find a new job when he gets to work!
2006-12-02 20:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder my husband is never off work sick !
2006-12-03 03:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ow ow very happy man very unhappy boss another good one
2006-12-02 20:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good. Possibly has happened!
2006-12-02 20:38:40 · answer #7 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!!
2006-12-02 20:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liket it..lol 8/10
2006-12-02 20:34:54 · answer #9 · answered by Pickles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard before but still brings smile to my face....
2006-12-02 20:54:22 · answer #10 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋