A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thiickk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuuccckkkinggg ttthingggg offffff!!"
2006-12-02 20:18:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How did you get this joke on? I got violated for one similar and joke got removed! lol
2006-12-02 21:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whhhhenn yyyooooou fffinnnd outttt llllllet meeeeeeeee noooooooo
2006-12-03 11:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Can't stop laughing! I can imagine a respectable old lady doing that. It's hilarious!
2006-12-03 09:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.
2006-12-03 04:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Tom Foolery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little bit sick but never the less a top quality joke, and a smile on my face....and for once a joke that i didn't see the end of cheers.....
2006-12-03 04:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was different and funny... left me vibrating with laughter.
"Cccccaannnn yyoouuuu pppputttt iiiittttt ooonnn
aaaa hiiiggerrr sssppppeeeeddd?"
2006-12-03 04:31:24 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the punch line was obvious from the start, not one of ur bests, but still good...
2006-12-03 04:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by ladee_in_luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it any wonder your name is always laughing,, you have us all doing it thumbs up LMAO keep the jokes comming pls
2006-12-03 05:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah , f*cking brill , you should get the 10 pts for that one !!
2006-12-03 05:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaa haaaa haaa,
Q: What American president is on a $100 Bill ?
A: Everyone will leap and say "BEN FRANKLIN".....you say "REALLY ? BEN FRANKLIN WAS NEVER A PRESIDENT ! GOTCHA ! WHOOOAAA!
2006-12-03 04:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋