Three woman-one german, one japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The german pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
"That was my pager" she said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".
A few minutes later. A phone rang. The japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The hillbilly woman finally said: "Well, will you look at that that....I'm getting a fax."
2006-12-02 20:18:38 · 14 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are on a roll, keep them comin
2006-12-02 20:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2006-12-03 04:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Tom Foolery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. A kick that is. Pretty disgusting but also that hillbilly women must be pretty dumb.
2006-12-03 05:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by Stefy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 for you and a big thumbs up LMAO
2006-12-03 05:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read that one before and it cracked me up
2006-12-03 04:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by Midnight~à®?~Mysteria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it was really funny,thanks
2006-12-03 04:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not clearing that paper jam!!!
2006-12-03 04:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by stumpyv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-12-03 05:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go, girl!
2006-12-03 04:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!
2006-12-03 04:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by Neva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋