My private part died today
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences .
The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when h e met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walkin g down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."
But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
2006-12-02 20:03:53 · 12 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that its really funny i am going to prin it ok
2006-12-02 20:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now i did like that one LMAO so thumbs up for you girl
2006-12-02 21:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-02 20:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...
2006-12-02 20:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew.
2006-12-02 20:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhuh
2006-12-02 21:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooo, never heard that one, good one
2006-12-02 20:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. ..
2006-12-02 20:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by Michael T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stoopid lmao..
2006-12-02 20:06:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lol'd.
2006-12-02 21:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by Kaila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋