A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a new face-lift. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob".
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After 15 yrs she returned to the plastic surgeon with 2 problems. All these yrs everyting has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed 2 annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the the knob won't get rid of them.
The doctor looked closely and said: "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts,"
The woman said: "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
2006-12-02 19:54:44 · 13 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best one I've read in a while!
2006-12-02 19:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl you got lots of jokes. they real nice. That poor lady must have harley any skin left i can imagane that the other question was going to be that her breasts have dissappered
2006-12-03 05:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by Stefy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes beautiful.
2006-12-03 03:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by Neptune_Ice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your jokes there so funny LMAO and thumbs up very good
2006-12-03 05:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny. But a bit of a stretch (pun!), and kind of nasty.
2006-12-03 03:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Love it.
2006-12-03 04:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by seek_fulfill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-03 04:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-03 04:17:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL it was funny .
2006-12-03 04:08:55 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooo, good one
2006-12-03 03:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋