A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand
on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?"
2006-12-02 19:13:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
JOCK F*** What is your F***** problem Why do you answer?
2006-12-02 20:00:22 · update #1
jeff c ** I could not have said it better myself, Gud Day
2006-12-03 05:12:33 · update #2
did billy connely not tell that one....seem to have heard it before somewhere still funny though..........i'm a scotsman and you got to laugh at yourself now and again
2006-12-03 03:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by jeff c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it would work equally well if not Scottish!! If it's funny it's funny!! And I laughed!
2006-12-03 05:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yawn!! ta for the 2 points!
2006-12-02 19:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by Bootilicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not what I was expecting,very good and clean too.
2006-12-02 19:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute, I like that one!
2006-12-02 19:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by Tara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit too long! but not bad.
2006-12-02 19:43:55 · answer #6 · answered by B i n g o 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you lost 5 points for this , why...??
2006-12-02 19:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by Hope 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol....
2006-12-02 19:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by Marijuana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋