A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another
wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
2006-12-02 19:05:19 · 6 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVED IT....TOO CUTE
2006-12-02 19:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard of that one before but it is still very funny. Hahaha!
2006-12-03 04:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before but it always makes me smile when I see it again.
Good joke :).
2006-12-03 03:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by davega7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooo, i liked it
2006-12-03 03:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie goldie.....
2006-12-03 05:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was soooooooo funny
i have not heard it before thanks
2006-12-03 03:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋