As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door.
"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
Husband: "Guess whom?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband: "Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"
2006-12-02 18:59:29 · 25 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops!! didnt get it.
2006-12-02 20:16:56 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-02 19:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-02 19:15:55 · answer #3 · answered by LCee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up from me!
2006-12-02 19:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by corporal33t 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-03 20:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooo, tff, thumbs up
2006-12-02 19:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by coco 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-02 21:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-02 19:24:11 · answer #8 · answered by sweetdreams 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-02 19:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaaaaa, thank you for the laugher, was exactly what I needed :-)
2006-12-02 19:05:31 · answer #10 · answered by willow, the yodakitty from hell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-03 22:31:38 · answer #11 · answered by Alern 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋