Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you tonight?" His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?" His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!" "No, no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?" His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels.
2006-12-02 18:50:10 · 15 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a ***** tonight, Roger!"
2006-12-02 18:50:44 · update #1
its "btich"
2006-12-02 18:51:21 · update #2
ha ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-02 21:15:09 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lesson to Roger's wife - Habits die hard !! Poor wife never realised that he did ihs Masters in the field of trapping the Bitc*s !! Good one ! I liked it !
2006-12-02 19:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..I Love Your jokes, Freakon funny
2006-12-02 19:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like a good gin and tonic too.
2006-12-02 18:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That thing was old when Alexander conquered the known world.
2006-12-02 18:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yaaaaa thats very funny
2006-12-03 22:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by Alern 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice
2006-12-02 18:53:36 · answer #7 · answered by psycho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fine
2006-12-02 21:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-03 14:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked
2006-12-02 19:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by dawn_horger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋