(this is not a racist joke!! please do not take it that way!! thank you.)
A redneck, a jewish, and an african find a magic lamp and rub it when a genie pops out. he says they all have 1 wish each. the jewish man wishes for his own country where all his people can live free. boom! he grants it. the african wishes for HIS own country where all his people can live freely. and the redneck looks around and says "Hell! If their gone, I'll just have a Diet Coke!"
sorryif you dont get it. your a loser if u dont. sorry again!!
2006-12-02 18:00:32 · 14 answers · asked by Bleed!ng Star 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
never heard that one....funny.
and people.....like the lady said....it's a joke!
2006-12-02 18:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bus full of ugly people crashes and they all die and go to heaven. God says to them "I'll grant you all one wish before you enter the gates" The first person says "I want to be good looking" Granted. The second person says "I want to be good looking" and this goes on and on. At the end of the line there's a guy who's been laughing and as the line gets shorter he laughs harder. Finally he gets to the front of the line, laughing, tears in his eye. God says "What is your wish?" and he answers "I wish they were all ugly again"
2006-12-03 02:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by xo_heartbeat_xo@verizon.net 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I saw this one on The Boondock Saints.
2006-12-03 02:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by Beebee07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha ahh all his wishes came true before he could wish, at least he got a coke too lol
2006-12-03 02:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is sooo horrible. But, at least I have a sense of humor. It is kinda funny.
2006-12-03 02:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by *karasi* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHEHE! We dont have to worry bout dem ther racial types here in New Hampshire... They dont like the cold.
2006-12-03 02:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by Steve-o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it but what I do not get is why would anyone be a loser for not understanding such a lame and dumb joke?
2006-12-03 04:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i am a redneck so i find that offensive and regular coke is for REAL red necks not diet bl eh
2006-12-03 02:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
heard this joke a million times, except "Mexican" is always in there ~ usually instead of a Jewish
2006-12-03 02:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha.....filthy but funny...good 1
2006-12-03 02:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by Jendralus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋