Jesus and Satan are having an arguement about who is better on the computer. God hears this and is tired of the bickering. So, he set up a test that would last one hour. Jesus and Satan typed, made tables, did research, and made siggys. Ten minutes before the test was over the power went out because of a storm. Satan started to scream and say every curse word known to man, Jesus just sighed. When the power came back on they started their computers. Satan said "It's gone! It's all gone!" Jesus, meanwhile just quietly started to print out all of the things they had done over the past hour. Satan got so mad and started to yell, "THAT'S NOT FAIR HE CHEATED! HOW DID HE DO IT?" God just said, "Jesus saves."
2006-12-02 17:40:06 · 13 answers · asked by Jadess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He really does
2006-12-02 17:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by Dave 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao i like that 1
2006-12-03 01:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to agree with dave man Christ really does save and i know he saved me
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2006-12-03 01:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-03 01:52:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh. sheesh. That's pretty funny.
2006-12-03 01:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by Minmi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very very interesting and good joke.
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2006-12-03 01:42:30 · answer #6 · answered by Ari 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm, I really dont get that... Sorry
2006-12-03 02:37:58 · answer #7 · answered by corporal33t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh okay, Good point.
2006-12-03 01:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by junior 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-12-03 01:42:12 · answer #9 · answered by brownie42754 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-03 01:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋