(i got nothin against blondes aight)
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says "Well ma'am, I can't cut your hair with those head-phones on. You're going to have to take them off."
She shakes her head vigorously and replies "No, if I take them off, I will die." He put his hands on his hips and ripped them off of her head. She fell to the floor and died. He was extremely surprised and picked up the head-phones.
All he heard was "Breathe in, breathe out, breath in."
2006-12-02 17:31:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*chuckle*
2006-12-02 17:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by The Nag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhhhahahahaaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmaoooooo Thats Freakon hilarious
2006-12-02 17:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats really old plus she wouldnt die because as soon as she passes out she would start breathing....
now i know what ur thinking, 'this guy doesnt get it, she's so stupid she cant even breathe when she's unconscience'
ok smart guy.. then how does she breathe when she sleeps, or is she smart enough to sleep and follow instructions, not really making her a dumb blonde,
i've always hated this joke
2006-12-02 17:50:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO, Thats Great! Love them. If you can post some more jokes on ill have a look at them too :)
2006-12-02 18:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by corporal33t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thanks for that.
A blonde and a brunett were walking down the street and the brunette
says hey look a dead bird.... the blonde looks up
2006-12-02 17:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by kel§ey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looking at your photo was laughter enough!
Good joke too.
2006-12-02 17:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by hey2a 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha and ugh HA!! good joke. wish i can make something up like that. or did you get it off someone? either way it was funny! =D have any more? welp...
c u later then! well, not really! =D lol k bye.
laterz,
bye
SpOnGeBoB lOvEr!
bye bye bye bye bye!!!
2006-12-02 17:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by ~*IN LOVE*~ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I herd that before! but the joke is ok!
2006-12-06 13:49:14 · answer #8 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Haha. Nice picture too. ;P
2006-12-02 17:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by 53283663 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but i heard it before
2006-12-02 17:33:31 · answer #10 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... how about a cd which tells you to eat, sleep and have fun?
2006-12-02 17:42:25 · answer #11 · answered by Jadess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋