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Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral


Geez, what died in here?


He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.


Nice service...where's the keg?


When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!!


Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind.


Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on.


You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs.


Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.

2006-12-02 17:31:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

lol i luv those!

2006-12-02 17:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0 0

NOT to say, my fair lady u do not know how little shame me and my brothers have, we have made fun of widows at funerals, the deceased. and other on-lookers, one guy was once wearing a purple suit and had a big mole, so me and my brothers were like when he was picking out that suit he was like, hey what would go with my mole lol, ohh and we go fart in the coat check lol

2006-12-03 01:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Was that the most expensive casket?
Oh lookie, his mistress!
Close the lid and fill the hole, just what are we waiting for?!
There!! I saw him move!!
Maybe the widow would like to go with all of us to Chucky Cheese after the funeral.
Is that the secretary that he said was worth her weight in gold?

2006-12-03 01:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0 0

LOL @ the Publishers Clearing House. That was hillarious!!!!

2006-12-03 02:06:52 · answer #4 · answered by *karasi* 5 · 1 0

ok now i know what not to say

2006-12-03 01:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0 0

lol! awesome keep it up!

2006-12-03 01:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

boring

2006-12-03 01:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by coolmesillyme 1 · 0 2

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