ok there is a man asleep downstairs he hears a large bang outside, so he runs upstairs puts the light on an then shoots himself in the head WHY????????????????
2006-12-02 17:21:09 · 9 answers · asked by bob z 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THE ANSWER IS THE GUY LIVES IN A LIGHTHOUSE. HE FELL ASLEEP AN FORGOT TO PUT THE LIGHT ON WHEN HE HEARD THE SMASH HE RAN TO THE TOP OF THE LIGHTHOUSE AN SWITCHED THE LIGHT ON THEN NOTICING THE SMASH WAS A SHIP CRASHING HE REALISED HOW MANY LIVES HE COST AND SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD. hope u guys liked it
2006-12-03 03:59:57 · update #1
HE SAW HIS REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BURGLAR POINTING A GUN AT HIM SO HE SHOT AT THE MIRROR THE BULLET RICOCHET OFF THE MIRROR AND KILLED HIM
2006-12-02 17:36:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was a nerd with a water pistol and ladies in bikinis had just entered his house and he was trying to make the sweat look like water
2006-12-03 01:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by observer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because..Um......After he went upstairs he weighed himself and found out he'd put an extra 3 kg , so he shot himself :D
2006-12-03 01:27:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was looking in the mirror. Thats why.
2006-12-03 01:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ari 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B'cous it was dark inside the room upstairs...!
If wrong tell me your answer dear ...
2006-12-03 01:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have not a clue, but i've read some answers, and the one about the mirror seems right, please tell us the answer!
2006-12-03 06:22:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's a psycopath
2006-12-03 01:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause he's an ***
2006-12-03 01:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he's hitler
2006-12-03 02:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋