What should the Flying Spaghetti Monster bring me this year?
No, really, I need help. I have no idea what to ask for.
Suggestions?
2006-12-02 17:13:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I want nothing for Christmas, and that is exactly what I expect to receive. It is what I receive every year.
May I suggest sponsoring a needy family instead? Or volunteering at a shelter? It's much more rewarding.
2006-12-02 17:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm sure he's running short on PS3s so why not a gift card or cash or something from a store you like with a good return policy (ie not Target) and return the item for something you do like.
2006-12-03 01:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by Briana C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few things I want...
Leather gloves
A gray wool button down coat
Shirt + ties
Hoodies
Belts (black and brown)
Ted Dekker books
ipod accessories (car charger, etc.)
Casual watch
Hmm that's all I can think of right now... feel free to steal my wishes!
2006-12-03 01:18:52 · answer #3 · answered by Paul T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you could post 3700 answers, why can not you decide on such a silly matter, which is at the best an annual ritual. Tell me honestly, are you an unemployed household wife? You have so many voters to support your answers!
What you want, you know the best. Why should you ask under R & S, a purely personal question and waste our time. Please rethink, it is no aspersion to you. You have already reached the 7th level by what means, you know the best.
These are just few suggestions, as you desired.
2006-12-04 02:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by John 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
LOVE for yourself? I don`t know but the way I see your avatar I think you need somebody to make your Christmas more joyful..
2006-12-03 01:31:02 · answer #5 · answered by maconsolviaa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
David Duchovny? Mmm hmm...
2006-12-03 01:15:09 · answer #6 · answered by Snark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM Holiday season is here. I would ask Him for the creamy chicken Ramen back, it was my fave.
Happy Holiday and RAmen
2006-12-03 01:20:40 · answer #7 · answered by Miss. Bliss 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pasta machine. And a window herb garden.
2006-12-03 01:15:52 · answer #8 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm gonna ask for a lap dance from a lady with big, soft boobies.
2006-12-03 13:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want a goat that will make my grandmother very, very happy.
2006-12-03 01:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Not From The Lebanon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋