What's that smell?
So who's that sleeping in the box?
I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit.
I would have loaned him my good rope if I'd known what he was using it for!
(to the widow) Now that you're single, how about a date?
It must suck to be dead.
(crying) I guess this means I'm out of the buck he owes me! :~(
When do we eat?
Can I have his car?
People sure look stupid dead.
2006-12-02 17:01:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahah!!!!! that is so frekin hilarious!!!!! hahahaha!!!!
omg omg omg!!!!!!! rollin on the floor laughin!!!
2006-12-02 17:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good! I've been around for a few years (Close to being a deader myself!) and have not heard of some of those. Hope you don't mind, but I've taken the liberty of writing some of them down to use in the future. (No, not at a funeral!) Thanks for the laughs!
Now that you're single, how about a date was the best, or so I thought. Hope you don't get to many thumbs down. Ciao!
2006-12-03 01:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by rifleman01@verizon.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww man, are we going to have to do this every time our Christie gets an abortion?
Mike always loved a challenge, which was probably why it took 47 cops to bring him down.
He can finally have in death what he wanted in life: lying with thousands of female corpses.
2006-12-03 01:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have bet a $billion that there would be some uptight whiner on here telling you that "you're sick" or "you need help".....not yet. You gus are good sports. And for good reason. That is some FUNNY SHITT!!
2006-12-03 01:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by ?karissa? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Jaw hits floor*
Clever....but I'd fall over if someone said that at my Grandma's funeral...if it was said at mine, I'd be OK with it! Might as well put the FUN in Funeral!
2006-12-03 01:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by The Nag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I mean I would never actually say it at a funeral but it still made me laugh.. haha.
2006-12-03 01:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by Rx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol this is funny if i were to say this stuff at my grandma or my moms funeral i would have gotten slapped lol but its still funny :]
2006-12-03 01:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by Alexis W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People are just dying to hear jokes like this one.
2006-12-03 01:11:55 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been 20 years since he's been that stiff!
2006-12-03 01:03:35 · answer #9 · answered by Guitarpix 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You put the "fun" back in funeral!! Well done.
2006-12-03 01:03:01 · answer #10 · answered by razorhed70 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
play a violent video game occasionally yelling "boo yaa! you died!"
2006-12-03 01:03:42 · answer #11 · answered by observer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋