2006-12-02 16:46:14 · 20 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes. And in a stunning reversal of roles, Santa will be crucified as children around the world watch in horror on CNN.
2006-12-03 00:46:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you may think that's funny, but that's exactly the nature of his return. Don't be laughing, cause this is serious business. Jesus stood there on the Mount talking to Mary and Jerry and he imparted unto them several instructions, including the info about his return, and that it would be on Santa's sleigh; and if you laugh you will not be included, it's as simple as that.
2006-12-03 00:49:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm good question. I think it would be awesome to see a 5' tall man riding through the air in a sleigh :O
2006-12-03 00:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not a sleigh, but maybe a chariot of fire.
I Cr 13;8a
12-2-6
2006-12-03 01:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I just hope Santa remembers to poke holes in the box so He can breathe.
2006-12-03 00:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quite unfortunately no one has told you Jesus doesn't exist...but Santa will probably be trilled to give you a life size Jesus plushie...If you were good...
2006-12-03 00:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bible says nothing about a sleigh, but it does say Jesus will return on a cloud from the east.
2006-12-03 00:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by Nikki 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nope i don't.
Rev 19:11-16
11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.
12 His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.
13 He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God.
14 The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.
15 Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron scepter." He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty.
16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.
NIV
2006-12-03 00:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by SarahJane 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, when He comes back It will to defeat Israel's enemies and establish a government in Israel. The enemies of God's wrath will be demolished so that their blood will be up to a horses bridle. Its in the bible !!!
2006-12-03 00:52:19 · answer #9 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah....Jellybean....always the wise one. I thought candy was suppose to be sweet. Yet you seem so sour most of the time
2006-12-03 00:56:38 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋