superman met batman and says hey it's the weekend lets go out and get some pu**y. batman say no I got something better to do. so superman takes off and meets the lone ranger and says hey it's the weekend let's go get some p***y. lone ranger says not this week . so super man says I'll go alone .so he goes flying down the beach and there lays wonder woman on her back and no clothes on . he thinks I can go down and get that at the speed of light and she wont even know it . so down he flies and bang he got it . wonder woman jumps up and says what the hell was that >>>>> invisable man says I dont know but it hurt like hell
2006-12-02 16:44:26 · 6 answers · asked by mejoe39 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Slightly amusing
2006-12-02 16:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's oldschool man. What if Superman was gay and the Daily Planet was in San Fransisco? He'd probably have a lisp and a limp wrist." Superman man and wonderwoman would be having catfights over Batman. (SUPERMAN: "B----!! He's mine!) What if the Hulk was gay? He'd get angry and put on some leather chaps and go "Clubbing." (HULK:"ARRRAGGGGAHHH! Hulk like puny booty".)
Or the Flash? (You know he'd be a hoe! He'd be humpin' on the run! (FLASH: "Hey buddy...(ZING!) Gotta go...Gotta Go...(SWOOSH!)
=)
2006-12-03 11:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good taste
2006-12-03 01:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by Ari 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol rofl super funny man make more!
2006-12-03 01:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool! GR8
2006-12-03 00:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get it XD
2006-12-03 00:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by ☆ juli ☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋