A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have
a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to
have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over
to my house and I will put them with my two male talking
parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots
will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase
and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the
priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads
and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female
parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say,
"Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
2006-12-02 16:42:47 · 5 answers · asked by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-02 16:43:29 · update #1
I'm a Goddess,
COOL
Thats what i had!
Cheers!
2006-12-02 16:50:24 · update #2
one of them says to the other "put the beads away! Our prayer has been answered!"
2006-12-02 16:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow nice.
2006-12-03 01:25:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ari 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny! i like IM a Goddess's answer.
2006-12-03 01:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi we're bloody mary,on your knees and worship us?
2006-12-03 03:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by tori 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-03 00:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by sweetkas_69 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋