There was a blind little boy, and his mom was tucking him into bed, and was telling him " Ok honey, if you wish really hard, tomorrow you'll be able to see!"
little boy: "really mommy?"
mom: "Of course honey"
The next morning the little boy cried out "Mommy, mommy! I still can't see!"
mom: "Oh I know honey, April Fools!"
haha cruel, but funny......my kind of joke
2006-12-02 16:25:20 · 9 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahh geez people, where's your sense of humor?
2006-12-02 16:49:32 · update #1
haha its not really a joke but it seems like something u would see off a movie...and ya its my kind of humor, too!
2006-12-02 16:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by Val 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
A little cruel, but I think it is funny.
Jokes always manage to find someones sore spot, but that is life.
Kind of like I say in my profile. Everyone gets their turn in the barrel.
If you are sensetive, you shouldn't be out here telling jokes.
2006-12-03 11:28:42 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's below the belt, babe. Here's a good one though:
Kid: Mommy, mommy, I keep spinning in circles!
Mommy: Oh shut up before I nail your other foot to the floor!
2006-12-03 17:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Fat Bastard 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You do not have to like my answer but I will give up the points to do it....The boy is not the only one blind....you are...this was NOT funny...
You my dear goddess have obviously not matured enough to understand having a handicapped child....so I will obviously not be your choice...so be it...this is incrediblly NOT funny...when you have a child and check fingers and toes....REMEMBER ...YOU made this a joke....hopefully your child will not be due on April 1...
2006-12-02 16:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, i saw that joke one time. Messed up, but still kinda funny, if its not happening to me.
2006-12-02 16:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by The One 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that is a really cruel joke would you really like that to happen
2006-12-02 18:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's harsh
2006-12-02 16:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Bad one! Really Stupid ! Crap!
2006-12-02 16:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
BUUWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Ouch that was bad very bad
2006-12-02 16:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by konig_charger 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋