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And you had only had two people to pick from who would it be, Jesus or Rush Limbaugh?

2006-12-02 16:04:09 · 14 answers · asked by enslavementality 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Jesus. If he's anything like the New Testament described his personality, once we got him over the whole 'god' thing, he'd probably be a pretty alright dude.

2006-12-02 16:07:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'd pick the source of life, knowledge and love over any Rush Limbaugh.

Plus He could make all the bread and fish He wanted! And really, who would help me get off the island? A miracle worker? Or a fat guy who might best be used as a dingy?

No contest.

2006-12-03 00:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

1000 times JESUS!

Rush wouldn't do squat! Even if Jesus didn't miracle up some food, he'd pull his weight. Plus, he's be an interesting conversationalist. With Rush, you'd just listen.

2006-12-03 00:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by Laptop Jesus 4 · 0 0

Are you kidding me? That desert island would be Heaven..I'd pick JESUS! It's just SAD how you could even THINK about any other human that could be equal to the God of all Creation!

2006-12-03 00:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 2 0

Oh for heaven's sake! Why are so many answers so serious? This is FUNNY question, & I LOVE Amby--I laughed so hard I woke up my cat in the other room. I "think" you got thumbs down on this question? I know I gave thumb up. Where is everyone's sense of humour? I'm gonna watch this, & if you don't vote for Amby, I WILL. In a heartbeat.

2006-12-03 01:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by Psychic Cat 6 · 0 0

Jesus, but man! Rush is right up near the top of the list too!

2006-12-03 00:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by Bob L 7 · 0 1

Confusious say: If cat doesn't like getting rubbed wrong way, let cat turn itself around. That being said if you didn't want to keep company with Jesus he could walk away across the water and leave you to stew in your own juices. treat him right and you may get a piggy back ride.

2006-12-03 00:09:41 · answer #7 · answered by Edward J 6 · 0 1

I would want to be stranded with Jesus and annoy you with how I am not annoyed by Him (God forbid!)

2006-12-03 00:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by todaywiserthanyesterday 4 · 0 0

With Jesus, you'll never be stranded.

With Rush..., well haste makes waste...,
Sorry, just couldn't resist.

2006-12-03 00:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by revsiks 2 · 1 0

Rush Limbaugh......when I killed him I could live off of his fat self alot longer. Besides, Jesus is mythical so I would really be talking to myself.

JM2C (just my 2 cents)

2006-12-03 00:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Bomb Diggity 3 · 0 3

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