If you say smile I will be angry >:(
i have a bonus joke with this one:
Four nuns die and go to heaven, and they see god standing there. God says "Ok women. I know you may seem faithful to me, be in order to go to heaven you must be fully cleansed. So if you have ever touched a male's jewels/spout, then you must bathe that body part in this tub of holy water."
The first nun comes foreward and says "Well, I touched one once." She dips her fingertips in the water.
The second nun comes and says, "well, I gave a handjob once."
She dips her whole hand n the water.
The third nun is stuttering and says "Well, umm, err, well, actually, I kinda..."
Then the fourth nun interrupted: "If you expect me to gargle that water after her @$$ has been in it, then you have something new comin' to you!"
2006-12-02 15:15:09 · 11 answers · asked by keybaordz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smile! - how can you be angry? I just told you to smile! :D
2006-12-02 15:19:37 · answer #1 · answered by MALicious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy, is it Happy?
Great joke btw, it was very funny. I might rip it off from you and tell a friend, hope you don't mind. I'll give you the credit, even though you probably ripped it off from someone else.
2006-12-02 23:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by Juniper84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again
2006-12-02 23:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by AussieG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At our farm....could not resist you said it was an "Old McDonalds" slogan...get it .....
Old McDonald had a farm......guess I won't win but had fun trying...made ya smile,...yep I can see it....(:
2006-12-02 23:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fisrt love your question keep them coming.
We love to see you __________? Give your works a damn raise
2006-12-02 23:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by SHAY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
angry
good joke
2006-12-02 23:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by Traffic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn a frown upside down?
2006-12-02 23:23:54 · answer #7 · answered by samanthajane19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat your old pets.
2006-12-02 23:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. nun joke cute.
"get fat and die"
2006-12-02 23:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by Izzie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strip
2006-12-02 23:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋