A guest with a reservation at our bed and breakfast had trouble finding us and went to the funeral home across the street by mistake
With his garnment bag over his shoulder,he walked in and looked around
Is this where I check in?he asked someone in the lobby
No came the reply...this is where you check out
A 6 yr old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair
don't be angry with your sister the mother said she doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts
A short while later there's more crying and the mother goes to investigate
this time the sister is bawling and her brother says
now she knows
2006-12-02
14:50:02
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