And? Best ending to the joke gets 10 points.
2006-12-02 14:07:51 · 8 answers · asked by Free Ranger 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tom: Hello, my name is Forrest,Forrest Gump. I got shot in the buttocks.
Hillary: Thank God you showed your butt to LBJ and not my husband, who knows what that pervert would have done to you.
Bin Ladin: Anyone seen my friend Sadam? We were going to hang together.
Bush: Oh boy, if Michael Moore sees me with this group,he'll make another movie.
2006-12-02 14:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
And Hilary stops and says " wait somebody is missing " and she turns around to find Bill Clinton walking in and says " what happened to you "? Bill replies " Well, I tripped over a bush,I got hit with a bomb,I got shot in the @ss and this girl kept telling me to " run Bill run run Bill run " so I ran as fast as I could. Hilary says " Well where are the others "? Bill replies " I don`t know but, my mama told me life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get "!
2006-12-02 22:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. Thats gotta hurt.
2006-12-02 22:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by keybaordz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Bush should be in a pre-school, not in a bar. That silly little monkey.
2006-12-02 22:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
give the points to capnbeatt.... i've got nothing
2006-12-02 22:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont care..keep ur 10 points
2006-12-02 22:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by TIARA W 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
they all start fighting
2006-12-02 22:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by wchseagles4 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
... because they were all too stupid to see it coming.
2006-12-02 22:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by Sultana 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋