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2006-12-02 13:37:11 · 30 answers · asked by Baby Julie due 5/12 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
My son is 21 months old.
His new "Awwww Man" is my current favorite. (I never even realized I said that until he started.)
The funniest things he's ever said (which wasn't funny at the time) was a few weeks ago when he ran in from the back yard yelling, "MAMA: GOT SNAKES, GOT SNAKES"........... he had a worm in each hand! I had my back turned as he walked in and yelled it so, needless to say, I freaked out.
2006-12-04 07:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by Nina Lee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My 2 year old -at the time - son was often hard to understand by other people. Everytime he said something people (even my husband) would look at me to translate. One night we were sitting on the couch watching The never ending story and My husband says to my son "Do you know what that little boys name is? His name is -some crazy name I don't even know it now but I am just going to put a name - Aurura" My son says "WHAT?" Husband - "His name is Aurura Can you say Aurura?" Then my son turns to me and very seriously asks "Mommy what is he trying to say to me?" It was sooo funny!
Also another time he was trying to get off the couch and he climbed over the back -like he isn't suppose to do - and fell down head first I thought he was REALLY hurt. But he just gets up and stands there with the incredible since of wonder on his face then he breaks into this huge grin and says "I can fly!" did you see me Mommy I can fly" .. He REALLY thought he was flying
2006-12-02 14:17:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
My oldest daughter is almost 4, and is constantly blurting things out, or saying something that is hilarious to me, but she doesn't quite understand just why it's so funny. Everyday there is something new, the most recent being tonight.
I was pulling out of the parking lot of the local 7-11 and she screams at me "Oh Crap Mommy, I have to go pee!!" I said "Ok, I'll get home as fast as I can" to which she responds, " You better hurry fast and get home in 2 minutes!" I said "I'm trying but there are a lot of cars in front of us." She let out a huge sigh and says "OK 3 MINUTES THEN!" I burst out laughing, I thought this was funny.....
One time she was showing her Grandma a new pair of Degus that we had gotten and she opened the cage and tried to catch one. Her Grandma told her she shouldn't do that, so she shut the cage and said "Yeah, they're fast little Ba***rds"
Gotta watch the mouth as the little ears hear all!
2006-12-02 18:46:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
One Christmas my Mother-in-law made a raisin pie, the crust had split open during baking. My son, who was 3 at the time, past by it, then looked at it and "ooo, bug pie, bug pie!!" I couldn't convince him it wasn't bug pie. He repeated each time he saw the pie. Then my daughter who was 4 went to a bank with me to cash a check. The teller said it would be a $10..00 charge to cash it since I didn't have an account with them. She immediately piped in "That's ridiculous". Which I agreed with her when got to the car.
2006-12-04 21:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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This isn't a funny story, but it made me smile when I needed it the most.
When my father died, we had a showing at the church. He was then cremated and buried a few days later. I never brought up the subject of cremation and what was involved to my eight year old son. I couldn't even think how to begin. He was at both events. At the cemetary, after the service, he and his younger cousin were kneeling at the small box "praying to Grampa". I overheard him explain that Grampa had been "folded up really tiny and put in that box" straightfaced and solemn. His cousin just knodded his understanding. God bless the little ones...
2006-12-02 17:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Silverwolf 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My four year old daughter and I were at Walgreens where a rather chubby checkout girl was ringing us up. My daughter says "Mama, that lady has a very big tummy/" I heard the woman kind of uncomfortably laugh. I said "We don't say that." And, as a way of cutting tension, I grab my own belly fat and say "I have a big tummy!" My daughter looks at her own stomach and says "I don't. I have a little tummy, cause I'm a kid'. That's right, I said. So we walk away and I calmly tell her that when you say things like that it can hurt people's feelings. She was very upset and said she didn't mean to hurt the lady's feelings. The other day we were at Kroger's and the girl who was checking us out was very unattractive and large. My daughter looks at me and says, "Mama, that lady is.........beautiful". I told her that was a nice thing to say. When we left she said "Mama, she had a very big tummy and lots of yuckies on her face, but I didn't want to hurt her feelings". I thought it was so sweet that she could think ahead and realize that what she was about to say would hurt the lady's feelings, so she paid her a compliment instead. Go girly!
2006-12-02 13:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by kameka 3 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I have three children; two boys and a girl. My boys were fighting and crying (they were 4 and 5 or 5 and 6). My daughter (was 3 or 4 at the time) looked up at my mom and said, " Gramma do you have any ear plugs? W laughed so hard, being at such a young age to come up with something like that.
2006-12-02 13:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by tirsh61350 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I am 9 months pregnant, and every time my baby in my belly have hiccups I let my 5 year old son feel it, and this is his response " mommy hurry and drink some water so that the baby hiccups can stop" the first time I heard him say that I thought it was so cute.
2006-12-02 20:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by 2Hott2Touch 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My husband was supposed to pick up my soon to be 5 year old from school but wasn't able to because the battery was dead in his vehicle. I went to pick up my son and told him Dad couldn't come because his truck battery was out of power. When we got home I pulled my vehicle up to my husband's so he could jump start his truck. My son wanted to stay in the car so I ran in quick to the house for a minute. Next thing I know my son is beating on the door crying hysterically.. "Mommy, Daddy is stealing all your power!!" It took a few minutes to reassure him but he really believed Dad was taking my "power".
2006-12-02 16:27:52 · answer #9 · answered by C 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well this was not my child but my nephew. When he was about 4 years old, he was talking on the phone with my mother. All of a suddon he drops the phone and it slides all across the floor. He runs to pick it up and then said to her in an almost panicky voice, "Nana, are you okay!?!!?!" It was adorable. :)
2006-12-02 16:33:31 · answer #10 · answered by L.T. 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋