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I running out of booze and would like to do that Jesus trick, any ideas?

2006-12-02 12:36:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You could start by being grateful that you have clean, safe water to drink. Not everyone does. Gratitude is the first step among many of coming to witness miracles.

2006-12-02 12:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 1 1

Well, I guess there's a couple of things you can do:

1. Pray (may take time)

2. Go to the corner store (quicker...do not drive)...this will not turn water into wine, but it will turn money into wine.

2006-12-02 20:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0 1

it's MAGIC!

Ummm... I suppose you'd have to figure out how to extract some form of chemical compound that gives water the consistency, taste, and appearance of wine when added.

2006-12-02 20:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

first I have to drink the water and then--are you really sure you wanna test the wine?

2006-12-02 20:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Penn and Teller do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PPm5pO2ME

2006-12-02 20:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Snark 7 · 1 0

gotta find and eat the right 'shrooms or ergot infected bread... then water will turn into wine...

2006-12-02 20:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by crockoshithunter 1 · 1 0

No. But if you find out ... share the wealth. Cheers!

2006-12-02 20:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1 0

if you find out let me know, my college doesn't allow alcohol, this way i can convert it back and forth while they ain't watching.

2006-12-02 20:39:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

yeah, it's called divinity.

2006-12-02 20:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by bdbarry09 3 · 0 1

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