My dog spoke to me tonight in plain English and said that God had sent a message to the world. This really happened but I do not know who to report it to, is there a central clearing house to call? Should I call the Catholic church, a Synagogue, or a Mosque? Or is this an animal health issue that will require the assistance of my Veterinarian. I know this sounds weird, but no weirder than our saviour coming back to life after death and turning water into wine.
2006-12-02 12:36:27 · 11 answers · asked by chuckie cheese-head 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If the message was to be sent to the world then you should announce it to the world. Start by announcing it here. Then you tell all your friends and relatives and everyone you see. Perhaps take an ad out in the paper, full page would be best.
2006-12-02 12:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by Dovahkiin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Occam's razor says that you need a good psychiatrist. If a thorazine drip doesn't make the talking dog go away, talk to the media! If your dog said something interesting, I bet the tabloids would run it.
Call whichever religion you choose. They're really all about the same.
2006-12-02 20:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by Wise1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Ok, I am open minded. I hope God speaks to me through my cat tonight. I thought I saw his lips moving eariler, but I think he was just yawning! Seriously, I think my cat is an angel. I think God sent him to me. He is so special. I gotta go I think I heard him yelling for me!
2006-12-02 20:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be an agnostic dyslexic insomniac. Do you know what that is?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a Dog.
2006-12-02 20:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by Coriander 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
David Berkowitz, when did you get a Yahoo account?
2006-12-02 20:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the little blue man who sits on my shoulder and he'll tell the little green man who sits on my other shoulder they'll know what to do, they always do!
2006-12-02 20:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call Dr Dolittle
2006-12-02 20:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by justin-leigh s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think eihter u should get of those pills or get on other ones honey and take a nice long nap
2006-12-02 20:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by damselindistress 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see a psychiatrist.
2006-12-02 20:40:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoaaaaaa.......need to have your medication levels checked.....seems your a bit low...
2006-12-02 20:42:43 · answer #10 · answered by dathinman8 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋