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There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.

The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”

The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

The third father opens the window and jumps out.

The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"

One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.”

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

2006-12-02 12:34:32 · 35 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

35 answers

that was very very funny I would have never thought of that

lol I am still laughing seven up

2006-12-02 12:37:45 · answer #1 · answered by Desiree 2 · 0 0

Excellent

2006-12-02 16:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by Meeto 7 · 0 0

Wow not bad not bad i give a 7 out of 10

2006-12-02 13:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by General 1 · 0 0

Lol thats suuuuuuper corny but i laughed on the inside

2006-12-02 12:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol. i need a laugh
7 out of 10 for sure.
do i get 16 points now since i am 16?

2006-12-02 12:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by generalgrievous16 2 · 0 0

Glad he didn't work at the wd-40 manufacturing plant.

2006-12-02 12:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas H 4 · 0 0

i think it was a pretty good one. maybe 7 on 10

2006-12-02 16:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by ROOHI D 1 · 0 0

that is a good joke but not a good enough to laugh at srry LOL

2006-12-02 13:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by Phil MaCracken 2 · 0 0

thats hilarius wow didnt know working at seven up could lead you to your death

2006-12-02 12:37:18 · answer #9 · answered by surfsup15 1 · 0 0

That's a funny one!

Did you come up with it yourself?

2006-12-02 12:47:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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