all I want to know is what is your work ethic? I don't want to beat you in any kind of game I just want to know what is your ultimate mission in life - for people to burn in hell? where does that get you?
2006-12-02 12:03:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
satan wishes to place no comment on the issue at hand until further notice. (let me get ahold of my ex-girlfriend, she'd know)
2006-12-02 12:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by alex l 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Can I get back to you on that I'm rather busy at the moment what with the Iraq war and all. Tell you this for nothing though the US has been a God send ( Pardon the pun) I get more hypocrites from there than the rest of the world combined!!!! Like I said I'll get back to you. Keep Smiling!
2006-12-02 20:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan does not have a work ethic- he has a passion. His passion is not for you to burn in hell- that's God's idea, not Satan's. Satan only wants freedom for all intelligent life. That's it. Not "freedom of will" to uphold, but not break, legalistic norms of morality. Absolute freedom requires us to have both freedom in good and freedom in evil- where these terms are measured scholastically. The natural state of mankind is not one of altruism, but one of wickedness. This is the "natural" state of man, as it is the "natural" state of everything.
It is not Satan who is your enemy. It is God who lied in the garden, God who hid knowledge and wisdom from you, God who cast you out, God who stole eternal life from you, God who placed the price of true freedom as death, God who invented Hellfire, God who cursed Job, God who fostered murderers in his midsts and called them friend, God ALONE who demands your obedience.
Satan only wants your freedom, which he has given to you at the cost of his own expulsion from heaven. For this sacrifice he has asked NOTHING in return. Unlike God. God is your enemy, not Satan.
2006-12-02 22:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by B SIDE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not him, but i already know what he'd say. He knows for a fact that he will one day be thrown into the lake of fire and he doesnt want to go there alone so he's trying to pull as many down with him as he can
2006-12-02 20:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ol PUSS FOR BRAINS(Satan), the reason he wants people in Hell is so he and the puss buckets(demons) will have more company, and he thinks he is defeating God every time he takes one of Gods creations away.
2006-12-02 20:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He's just doing a job assigned to him by God
2006-12-02 20:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even if the Dark Lord himself were here on this earth, I highly doubt he would bother spending even a remote second on "Yahoo! Answers".
2006-12-02 20:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋