One fall day, Dave was raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Dave ran up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife", the man replied.
"I'm sorry", replied Dave. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died".
Dave then asked the man who was in the second hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well".
"Can I borrow the dog?" says Dave.
"Get in line," replied the man
2006-12-02 11:56:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can I have one of the puppies ?
2006-12-02 12:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 20:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, how many a man out there wants this dog at this moment:))
2006-12-02 12:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was even funnier than the joke that no one told and no one heard and no one laughed at. You have real talent. Don't waste it.
2006-12-02 11:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, i need a dog like that
2006-12-02 11:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by question_man1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
growl at the dog did she
2006-12-02 17:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know some people who would want that dog too!!!!!!!!
2006-12-02 12:00:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm in line
2006-12-02 21:24:49 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a goos one. how long did it take u to come up with that?
2006-12-02 11:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by p-dogg 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2006-12-02 12:03:35 · answer #10 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋