once upon a time in a land far away.There was a little girl named Little Red Rideinghood.One day her mother called to her and said,I need you to take this basket of fruit to your grandmother,But I want you to be very carefull Becaus that Big Bad Wolf is out there and he will PULL YOUR LITTLE RED DRESS UP and PULL YOUR LITTLE RED PANITYS DOWN and F_CK the HELL OUT OF YOU.So she takes off walking through the woods.About a half mile away from the house she runs across her dad. Her dad asks where are you going? She replys, I'm on my way to grandma's house.Ok but you be carefull that Big Bad Wolf is out there and he will PULL YOUR LITTLE RED DRESS UP and PULL YOUR LITTLE RED PANITYS DOWN and F_CK the HELL OUT OF YOU.Ok daddy I'll be carefull.So she takes off walking through the woods.All of a sudden the wolf jumps in frount of her.She drops the basket and pulls her little red dress up and her little red panties down.Big bad wolf says,I'm going to F_ck you.she says NO the story says u EAT me
2006-12-02
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