An American, a Russian and a Dane was sitting in a bar, bragging.
The American said: "We have the largest airforce in the world. If all our plains were to take off and fly side-by-side, not a single beam of sunlight would reach the ground."
"Well", said the Russian, "We have the largets Navy in the world. If we were to deploy all our ships and have them line up at the shores of every Continent in the world, not a single wave would reach the shore."
"Oh", said the Dane, "but I know a guy who lives in the center of Copenhagen, who has a p*nis a foot-and-a-half long".
The Russian and the American sat there in awe.
"Well", said the American, "I might have exaggerated a bit. A couple of light beams might slip through..."
"Yeah", went the Russian, "I might have exaggerated also, a couple of waves might reach the shore..."
And finally, the Dane goes "I wasn't completely honest either... He might live at the OUTSKIRTS of Copenhagen".
2006-12-02 09:48:28 · 4 answers · asked by darkskaners 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was an insult to jokes
but I love your wacky sense of humour!
2006-12-02 10:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Rubbish
2006-12-02 10:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by David H 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, I met the Danish bloke in a sauna last month. His friend wasn't exaggerating.
2006-12-02 22:23:19 · answer #3 · answered by Minmi 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
thanks for that
2006-12-02 09:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋