When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan first check for bees."
2006-12-02 09:34:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. Another good one!!
2006-12-02 21:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the bees knees !
2006-12-02 19:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-02 18:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That’s bloody brilliant love your sense of humour!!
2006-12-02 18:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PML, that was a good one, been on the wine so hope to remember it:))
Feck, I'm still LOL!
2006-12-02 17:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep em comming :-) 9.9999999999/10
2006-12-02 19:19:24 · answer #6 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2006-12-02 17:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have to admit that's funny LOL
2006-12-02 17:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Class,funny as f***,couldn t stop laughing,give me more
2006-12-02 18:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by danjontina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act like a BEE....eat your HONEY!
2006-12-02 17:37:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke..my grandma loved it
2006-12-02 17:37:57 · answer #11 · answered by Dennis G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋