Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax, and when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fcuking funeral director would be my guess."
2006-12-02 08:58:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks so much!! Best one for ages. The wife picked herself up off the floor & ran upstairs to change underwear.
2006-12-02 14:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by Diablo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G'day Bad B,
Thank you for your question.
An oldie but a goodie. Thank you for posting it.
Regards
2006-12-02 17:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah Oh thats a good one....and that is true if that was my husband i will tell him the same answer aint no man going to talk to me like that!
2006-12-02 17:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Katze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. I'd actually never heard that one before.
2006-12-02 17:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by monie0078 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my good one. Didn't see that one coming. I think that would be my guess also...tee her
2006-12-02 17:01:58 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-02 17:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good one
2006-12-02 17:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT! Tell me another one!
2006-12-02 17:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a boyfriend... hes my everything, my rock, my life
2006-12-02 17:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by Val 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie :)
2006-12-02 17:00:50 · answer #10 · answered by a heart so big 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋