Just so you know, Im ready for all you who are going to say you shouldnt make a joke out of it blah blah blah, but I'm not, I just want to know what you would think would be funny or inappropriate to say during grace.
2006-12-02 08:55:59 · 10 answers · asked by filotofo 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Over the lips and past the gums, lookout stomach here it comes.
2006-12-02 08:59:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are inappropriate for asking such a question. Anything less than a sincere prayer of thankfulness for God's provision would be wrong and not in the least funny. Do you need to mature or are you just an all out idiot?
2006-12-02 09:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by missingora 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Rub-a-dub-dub
Thanks for the grub
Yea God !!!
I really think it's just a humorous way of saying grace and if you prefer, you could leave out the last line...Still I think God probably has a good sense of humor.....
2006-12-02 10:20:25 · answer #3 · answered by rng4alngtyme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never said anything funny during prayer before eating, so I honestly do not know what you are looking for.
2006-12-02 10:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by ironchain15 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, but one our family prayers was: God bless this food, the people eating it, and the cook who prepared it. Amen." One of my kids once said "God bless this fools that eat it. Amen." Ok, he was only 3 but it was hilarious!
2006-12-02 11:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thru the lips over the gums look out tummy here it comes !
2006-12-02 12:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Barbie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's to food such a treat. Good God, lets eat.
2006-12-02 09:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by roberthapp 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thank god for giving me teeth to chew my food.
2006-12-02 11:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by PT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok. First of all, this is totally inappropriate. I think the worst thing you could do is fart.
2006-12-02 08:58:10 · answer #9 · answered by Kat H 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
There is really nothing but i got to take a **** i will be back and make them wait.
2006-12-02 09:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by ELMO 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋