Well, what happened was me Llama Shadow and mother went xmas shopping in Cheltenham. We left brother behind to look after the kippers, they were a bit upset after 'Old Father Rumples' departure. When we came back we walked in and there was a strange noise comig from the livingroom. We went in and our family album photos were scattered all over the floor! Brother was naked with his back to us and there was something spraying everywhere onto the photos and brother was grunting and his arm was moving quite fast! At first I thought he was dancing to Chris Rea but then Mother shouted at him and said 'Stop sperming on the family album!' , She started to dance and Llama joined in. I mean, it would have been ok if the photos werent getting ruined. Anyway, my question is, is there any way I can save them? sent
2006-12-02 08:37:58 · 25 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Llamas is a Llama and he is mothers lover! sent
2006-12-02 09:05:26 · update #1
perverted sicko. There's no other word to describe you
2006-12-03 07:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by naughty boy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take them down to "Big Thelma's Knocking Shop" - just behind GCHQ. Ask for big Thelma herself and explain the situation. She could suck a tennis ball through a drink straw so I reckon her suction might get the offending items of the photo's. Good luck. PS tell her Pondlife sent you for a discount
2006-12-02 16:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pickling vinegar used to get the pages apart in me jazz mags!
2006-12-03 07:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by hedgeybear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get brother to move to Gloucester and retake all your family photos without him in them.
2006-12-02 17:13:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
well maybe you should have taken a pic of him doing this and added it to the family album and then why bother getting the sperm out.....it shows that your family is mental
2006-12-02 16:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You again.. i think you're a joke because there was one of you eating cat poo the other day. Or you just could be mental...
Is llama a name?
2006-12-02 17:01:14 · answer #6 · answered by Umvelopy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Licking it off should do the Job me old buttie,or a pair of your mams soiled knickers would do it !!!!
2006-12-02 16:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
remind me to stay away from cheltenham
2006-12-02 16:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave them there to remember where you all came from...sperm from family members. You idiot.
2006-12-02 16:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by shannonscorpio 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Umm, are you making this up??? That's a strange scenerio!
2006-12-02 16:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋