Please remember, this is ONLY a joke! I have several Christian denominations on my list already, but wanted to spread the fun around a little.
I would like to hear from as many different religions as possible.
Please spoof ONLY your own religion, or one you are very familiar with. NO NASTINESS please. Have fun!
2006-12-02 08:27:57 · 20 answers · asked by MamaBear 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
one person only, but it takes many lifetimes to be able to reach the bulb. Because it takes many lifetimes to reach enlightenment! haha.
Hinduism (this also works for Buddhism)
2006-12-02 08:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One to put it in and another to invent it:
http://atheistempire.com/greatminds/quotes.php?author=11
How many secular humanists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two experts, an audience and a full panel of judges, so they can hold a formal debate to discuss the moral implications of consuming electricity produced by burning fossil fuels before they can possibly consider the actual physical insertion of a replacement bulb.
2006-12-02 08:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by Wise1 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many Pagans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change it, and five to sit around complaining that light bulbs never burned out before those damned Christians came along.
Q: How many Wiccans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. One for each quarter.
2006-12-02 08:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by Brooke 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
If my minister (Presbyterian) asked one person to change the lightbulb, at least 20 women would show up with cookies and punch and probably a potluck. So at least 20.
2006-12-02 08:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Well ther are 4 atheists in my house and we came to the conclusion that the lightbulb does not exist and therefore there is no need to change it.
2006-12-02 08:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
None. Alot of fun things happen in the dark.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
Than again, one man, the camera don't work in the dark...
2006-12-02 08:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Catholicism
114 cardinals and an Ecumenical Council; the Church will never change anything without speeches and a vote.
2006-12-02 08:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by Caritas 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
None, why bother with the lightbulb when you have so many candles lying around?
2006-12-02 08:36:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In my old religion Christian.... it would take so many because they would think god would help them out. I would ask "Mother Tina screw in that lightbulb shull get the whole church and say "God help us screw in this holy light bulb" JESUS CHRIST i would say lol.
2006-12-02 08:33:55 · answer #9 · answered by TastyCookies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about arising with one among your own? it truly is one among my own for thought: "Why do each of the numerous religions improve the wattage of the lightbulbs interior their non secular sanctuaries? because they opt for to gloat about how their faith radiates extra mild of God". each of the suited - Christian
2016-11-23 13:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by evert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋