There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2006-12-02 08:02:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ops sorry I meant joke...lol
2006-12-02 08:03:48 · update #1
oh poor guy that is a bad day but the other guy has a worse day lol
2006-12-02 08:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Forest Gump says, Life is like a box of chocolates. For this poor guy NOTHING was going his way. Which also rubbed off onto the truck driver that was also having a bad day. LMAO P.s. Like your Picture
2006-12-02 17:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty funny :) id give it a 9/10
2006-12-02 16:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lmao...i thought it was pretty funny
from 1-10 i would give this a 6 or 7
Happy Holidays!
2006-12-03 10:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...its funny i'll give it 8 out of 10
2006-12-02 16:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a little funny, but I'm not laughing.
2006-12-02 16:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by Goldy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny!
2006-12-02 16:08:57 · answer #7 · answered by Roll'n Bluntz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh poison
2006-12-02 16:40:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it funny when u look at the bully.
2006-12-02 16:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by jinie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
i give it 9.5/10
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2006-12-02 16:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋