Please finish this joke...?

Question

There once was a man from nantuckkett...

Ive been tying to hear this for years but it always gets used as a one liner or its censored.

Answer 1

that is the first line of many limericks, among them...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c*** I would f*ck it!"

There once was a man from Nantucket. . .
with a penis so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"I've gotta sell this by the bucket!"

are these the ones you are looking for?

Answer 2

who tripped over a donkey and said fu$#@et

goes with the poem

There once was a woman from Wooster
who drempt of a man who seduced her
she awoke with a start and a thump in her heart
and found that a lump in her pillow had goosed her.

Answer 3

there once was a man from Peru
no fell asleep in him canoe
he dreamed of Venus
and played with his penis
and woke up him his hand full of goo!

Answer 4

who was a framer of vegetables from profession but he bought all fresh vegetables from market.

Answer 5

he died